she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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