I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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