You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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