quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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