who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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