You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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