I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My pussy is not your playground.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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