Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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