Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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