I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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