He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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