It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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