he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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