would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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