like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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