We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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