Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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