No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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