She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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