Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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