Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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