You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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