I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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