so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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