with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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