i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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