I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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