1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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