i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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