The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish i was in the wii world.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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