she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She told me I should be a condom model.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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