He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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