What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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