I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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