i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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