I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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