there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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