Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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