He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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