Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
not ubering you a puppy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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