My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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