so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
