I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's the barista slut.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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