i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Text me some of your sweat
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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