Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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