Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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