Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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