She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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