we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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