How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just gift wrapped bread.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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