I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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