god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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