Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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